Hodge Podge in Thailand



This is Ja, our Thai Taylor. She is 8 years old and opts to spend just about every weekend with her aunt, Pei Oh. Dinner, Korean style at Pei Oh's on New Year's Eve.

The Ariston IE54G Instant Hot Water Heater, our dear friend. The weather in Thailand can be swelteringly hot causing most locals to spritz-off sometimes four or five times a day, but we two farang still desired a warm shower option. Tim's quite a cold-water chicken (Jim and Christina can attest to that). So, we installed an instant hotwater heater in our bathroom, a simple, efficient solution. After installing ours, Tim helped Pei Oh install one in her house, too.

My favorite sign in Bangkok was over a Western style toilet in a Bed and Breakfast that read, "Please do not stand on the toilet seat. Thank you." Now...I know I haven't been in Thailand that long, so the question is: Are there some expatriates out there that have lost their roots?
Other enjoyable bathroom literature includes, "Please Keep Clean," good advice. May I gently recommend some t.p. and soap, it helps.
"Please don't put paper in the toilet." Actually, this one is never written in English, so I'm leaving it up to you to trust my sources. I enjoy this one for a few reasons. One, Thai people already know not to throw paper into the toilets, it's tantamount to asking a Westerner not to stand on the toilet seat when they use your bathroom. Second, ninety-some percent of the time, there is no toilet paper, so the offender would have to smuggle it in. Third, about half of the time there aren't any trash bins available in the stall, that begs an obvious question.
I've seen this on the plastic cover for t.p.,"Happy paper." You said it.
And finally, moving out of the bathroom (our mothers will be relieved)...many of the restaurants around prominently display a happy marshmellowy figure holding a folk and spoon advertising, "Clean Food, Good Taste." Tim visualizes his plate of food being dipped in sterilizer prior to being served.